SUPPORT THE INTERNATIONAL ZIONIST CONSPIRACY - BUY A LATTE

It appears that Starbucks has become Enemy Number One in a new Arab effort to boycott American goods, because of its chief executive's "pro-Zionist sentiments." Surprisingly, the Arab activists made no mention of the connection between Starbucks and the nefarious Dr. Evil. Other goods to be shunned by haters of America and Jews: Nestle, Coca-Cola, Johnson & Johnson and Burger King. So, go ahead - get an Iced Moccachino - and feel proud about it. Or for you coffee-haters out there, try my favorite, the Venti Soy Iced Chai !!!