OTP NEWS IN BRIEF

Supernatural Intervention in the Middle East
According to this report, it is far too late for international intervention in the Middle East.

A New Approach For the War on Terror
There report suggests that terror attacks can be avoided by employing the services of Jedi Masters. Yet to this date, the government has not placed any efforts at developing Jedi anti-terror capabilities. What exactly has Tom Ridge been doing?

The Rise of Skeptical Environmentalism
After years of lobbying, the energy industry has finally gotten Global Warming to be retermed
Global Coincendence. President Bush promised that his administration had always recognized the Global Coincendence and that this discovery would not fundamentally alter his environmental agenda.